Pass the Puns, Please

Sunday morning again, and I have been making waffles for seven kiddies this morning. This little ditty seems appropriate. Enjoy!


A young man was in love with two women and could not decide which of them to marry. Finally he went to a marriage counselor. When asked to describe his two loves, he noted that one was a great poet and the other made delicious pancakes.

"Oh" said the counselor, "I see what the problem is. You can't decide whether to marry for batter or verse."